February 26, 2009

Increasing Levels of Sadness

Why is it that everytime I open a new post my mind grows blank and oblique. Maybe it's because the level of critical depression has reached an all-time high, ranking at levels in the upper 80's on the percentile scale.

I bought two books for a dollar off of eBay. Tom Perrotta's Joe College and Lorrie Moore's Who Will Run the Frog Hospital? I am content with my purchase. I feel as if they will help me write my novella.

The new issue of RobotMelon makes my head spin. Check it out.

I just facebook stalked old friends and I feel a little dirty.

Back to the rising critical despair.


  1. Describing feelings of depression is the new thing to do, I think. Lorrie Moore is godly.

    Despair. Let's die alone together.

  2. Describing feelings of depression *using percentages* is the new thing to do, I think.

  3. I read yr excerpt cos you're asleep right now. When you read this, find me and demand criticism.

  4. DJ - I believe so...

    Sam - Okay, I will.