Top 10 Reasons to Keep a Blog Running on Blogger

1. It's So Easy a Caveman Could Do It: Blogger is about as user-friendly as it gets. If you can write an email, you can run a Blogger blog. Heck, if you can't write an email, just bang the keyboard with your fists – Blogger will probably still make it look decent. Just like those old Geico commercials.
2. Free as in Free Puppy: Who doesn't love free stuff? Blogger is the free puppy of the blogging world. Sure, it might pee on the carpet and chew your shoes (metaphorically speaking), but hey, it's free!
3. Google's Watching: With Blogger, you're under the watchful eye of our benevolent overlords at Google. Feel the warmth of their surveillance as you seamlessly integrate with all their other tools. Google Analytics to count your two visitors, AdSense to make pennies on the dollar, and Drive to store all those draft posts you'll never publish.
4. Customization Galore: Blogger offers customization options galore, so you can spend hours tweaking your blog's design instead of writing. Who cares if your content is mediocre when your blog has such a pretty font?
5. SEO Magic: By the sheer virtue of being on Blogger, your blog is kissed by the Google fairy for SEO. It doesn't matter if all you write about is your cat's daily adventures; you're on Google's turf now, baby. No one can find it when they Google you, but they'll DuckDuckGo you!
6. Unbreakable (Kind Of): Thanks to Google's cloud, your Blogger blog is as stable as your internet connection on a stormy day. And with Google's top-notch security, the only one hacking your blog will be you when you forget your password.
7. Make It Rain Pennies: With AdSense integration, you too can join the elite ranks of bloggers making enough money to buy 1 coffee every 2 years. If you're lucky.
8. Mobile-Friendly, Like It or Not: Blogger's templates are so mobile-friendly, your blog will look fabulous on the three-inch screen of your grandma's flip phone.
9. Social Media Integration: Link your Blogger blog to your social media to make sure all your friends and family can easily ignore your posts in two places instead of just one.
10. A Community of Ghost Towns: Join Blogger's vibrant community of abandoned blogs from 2007. It's like a digital graveyard of dreams and half-baked ideas. Who knows, maybe you'll find someone else's forgotten blog to read when you're avoiding writing your own posts.

In the end, keeping a blog running on Blogger is like holding onto a piece of internet history – a simpler time when all you needed to be a "blogger" was an opinion and a pulse. Dive into the Blogger experience, where the possibilities are endless, and the realities are, well, amusingly limited. No one's going to read it anyway!