November 28, 2009

Seedless Clementines Forever

It really makes me smile to get a clementine without any seeds.

There is a new issue of 50 to 1 out today. Check out SEEDLESS CLEMENTINES.

This is for you. You.

How is it possible that people like Bam Margera get book deals? Does he even know how to use the written form of English? Congratulations, Bam. You just made MY book of celebrities to make fun of. You join the ranks of Seth Rogen, Kanye West, Katy Perry, etc. See below.

Only Human: Stories of Individual Weakness

Also, faithful readers of my nonsense rants, please take a moment and check out the trailer to my good friend's new movie, With A Little Help. It premieres December 11th at a small, private viewing but soon to be seen in numerous film festivals. Check it out.



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Currently listening to: Oasis
Song: Wonderwall
Album: (What's the Story) Morning Glory